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Earth (2009) Weekly Pick + Review


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Yes, it's an Earth Day Release. And yes, it's Disney, but don't let that stop you. It's wildly awe-some.

There was fear of Disneyfication (Disney Fiction) of the wonders of our earth, but fear not, the BBC and Discovery have put together an impressive feature. The film is directed by Alastair Fothergill and Mark Linfield, shot by some 60 cameramen and narrated by James Earl Jones. And if Darth Vader can't get you to appreciate the wonders around you, nobody can.

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Submitted by Braden on April 20, 2009 - 6:22am



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State of Play (2009) 17 Again (2009) Weekly Pick + Review


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Both movies "selected" this week are a fantasy. The Fourth Estate is being systematically financially and politically dismanteled and, well, you can't be 17 again, even you Zac Efron, even you. Although, you can pretend you're a high schooler in remedial classes and go watch Crank 2: High Voltage - a film so scientifically ridiculous, only the lowest of the lowly pseudo-science screenwriters could write it (Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor).

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Submitted by Braden on April 13, 2009 - 12:57pm



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Observe and Report (2009) Weekly Pick + Review


Observe and Report (2009) Poster The trailer may indicate a more introspective, or "dark", comedy, but it's not. It's the same ole mall cop comedy everybody knows and loves - just darker and more introspective. Kidding, it's really more angry and juvenile, but at least not completely over the top. Although, there is a romantic element that pushes the mall envelope.

Every turf-war needs a goof-ball and a takes-himself-too-seriously character and we got'em here. Fighting over the glory of apprehending a mall flasher albeit with the superficial sub-text of fantasy mall-land knights slaying a naked dragon.

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Submitted by Braden on April 7, 2009 - 9:27am



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Fast & Furious (2009) Weekly Pick + Review


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Back again...so soon? But not so fast...and/or furious.

The original worked with Paul Walker and Vin Diesel, but the sequels sucked like $4 dollar gas. Now, what's a budding producer to do? We can't just do it again can we? Oh yes you can! This is Hollywood! It's not about an original thought, it's about what you thought was original - and redoing it. Even if it's your somewhat original.

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Submitted by Braden on March 30, 2009 - 3:04pm



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Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) Weekly Pick


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For twenty years the government has been capturing and locking up Monsters in a secret Government facility - Wall Street. Now, it's time they work off a little of that $6 trillion dollar dinner tab and fight for our ever-toasty earth.

Suitable for kids 6-90. More suitable for kids with dreams of escape and live in a fantasy world, say 22-26.

But who can deny the allure of our lovable earth-grown outcasts saving the day? A 50-foot woman? Can she save California - maybe not, can she kick some corporate alien butt - you bet'cha.

This is a fun movie - even the most jaded teenager is going to come away with a smile on their face. Monsters may hide under the bed most of the time, but when their universe is threatened, there is no holding the Oooze back.

Dreamworks is no Pixar, but then again, Pixar is no Pixar after the Disney assimilation. The story is right, the message is right, the monters are ripe - what else could be better pre-taxes and post-wallageddon (We hope it's post...).

3d? That's another matter. The glasses are better this time around and this is a good movie for 3d, unlike the disaster Hamlet 2 (which might as well have been 3d for some semblance of a marketing hook).

It's more than fun, it's three-dimensional fun.

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Submitted by Braden on March 24, 2009 - 10:28am



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